The Chi

Welcome to the 1st ever FUT or F*ck you Tim!

Every Friday, I’ll share secret conversations between me and Tim on key issues that affect the world today.

This week’s entry: The Ass Grope

yes, it seems that it haz me
this bad addiction.

Some notable posts
from Geoff’s facebook just today
worthy of The Chi:

“eh come on lar Geoff
haikus are so 90’s man
its time to twitter”

“when i hear haiku
it reminds me of ah mei
听。。。海哭的声。。。”

“high level haikus
should flow and mindf*ck readers
that its not haiku”

alot of rhyming,
that’s got the Chi’s head swarming
good mind exercise

“Apple Tablet Leaked! ZOMG”
Seems to be the trendy topic of late and who can resist the temptation, really?

“A new Apple tablet?! Tell me more!” People crave for details they don’t really need. Do I really need to know if the new tablet sports 5.1 Surround sound, or maybe the names of the 10 sexy voice you can assign to the tablet or the built in toaster that does Hotdogs?

Well, I would, if it means a conversation with that hot chick over there who digs Mac product.

Be it macrumors or Mashable, there’s a steady flow of Apple Juice - Leaked/fictional points about the new product. Which brings us to the question - is Apple guilty or not guilty of seeding these conversations?

The media professional side of me would say “Bullshit, Apple’s supplying all these information. Surely there’s an effort required to attain such viral reach?”

The consumer side of me however is going “Nah, Apple’s product dont need marketing, they speak for themselves and the virility kicks in from fan boys”

Well, either way Apple’s gonna laugh their way to the bank with the new product, and we’ll know for sure whatever the iSlate/iTablet/iwhateveryouwannacallitcauseit’llrevolutionizeyourlife is by the end of tomorrow.

I’m inspired by a Tee I bought in Thailand that goes “Student + Dying = Studying”
Just today I thought of 2 other lines:

Chi Cheong Fun (The Chi, cheonging is lots of fun!)

Fun+Duck+Died= Fucked (Used this to illustrate to myself the cruel death we’ll suffer if we went ahead and used a duck in our logo for the school project that’s due tomorrow)

Oh btw, welcome to The Chi. The Chi will be a blog manage by Chi Heng and we’ll be having lots of fun with posts about interesting stuff that’s happening around the net, work, school etc.

I don’t really like being called “Chi”, as would many of my clients, because you can follow up with a bunch of local profanities like chi b… hush yo mouth! So that’s not very nice.

But in true yellow chinese spirit, the Chi stands for something higher and i shall become just that - something… you know vague, but cool.

Will work on the HTML in abit, right now i’m stuck on this template and in the mean time stick around :)